This is the list of quotes from the Zombies map Concurrent Demise.
Daniel Smith[]
Start of Match[]
- “I should change my name to Russell Johnson. Why, you ask? Coz it's fucking badass that's why!”
- ―Upon starting a game
- “If everyone would just convert to Socialism we wouldn't be in this shenanigan.”
- ―Upon starting a game
- “Of-fucking-course I have to be the playable character in a map that's just like Call of the Dead, aka my least favorite Zombies map.”
- ―Upon starting a game
- “Wait, so if I'm being controlled by a higher power (the player), this further extends my theory that God does exist.”
- ―Upon starting a game
- “In Soviet Russia, power turn on YOU!”
- ―Upon starting a game
Weapons[]
- “Come baby we do the 69, eh?!”
- ―Obtaining a light machine gun
- “Haha. This. THIS... Is just what I need!”
- ―Obtaining the Commando or AUG
- “Jew weapons for the win!”
- ―Obtaining the Galil
- “I HATE Wonder Weapons. I'd take a Commando over the Ray Gun any day.”
- ―Obtaining any Wonder Weapon
- “If only this thing had a twenty round mag and was full-fucking-auto. Hohohoho! Hell yeah!”
- ―Buying the M14
- “What the heck is this? Alternating weapons? Notice I didn't say 'fuck'?”
- ―When the weapons on the wall switch
Perks[]
- “This is the only Perk that I actually need. I'm too pro to need the others.”
- ―Obtaining Juggernog
- “Hehehe, 'juggs'.”
- ―Obtaining Juggernog
- “Why would I need this? I ride solo.”
- ―Buying Quick Revive
Power-Ups[]
- “If Treyarch would actually pay attention to the community, aka Gruntijackal, Zombies wouldn't suck so bad.”
- ―Obtaining Carpenter or Double Points
- “Max Ammo; the only required Power-Up. Well, for the pro, at least.”
- ―Obtaining Max Ammo
- “They don't call me the All Seeing Eye for nothing.”
- ―Obtaining three Power-Ups within ten seconds.
Zombie[]
- “Aw, you're hummin' my balls!"”
- ―When downed
- “He hit me once! I swear to God! He hit me once! Oh my fucking God! Really?!”
- ―When downed
- “Nigga, please.”
- ―When downed by a Hellhound
- “Who dropped a ball there, eh, zombie?”
- ―Shooting a zombie in the groin
- “Only a man and his hoe should be so close!”
- ―Killing a zombie with a melee attack
- “Bitch ass nigger!”
- ―Attacked by a zombie
Other[]
- “Masturbating with a cold hand isn't fun.”
- ―Randomly
- “Shut the fuck up, Douglas. Just shut. The. Fuck. Up.”
- ―When Magma-Man says something about Halo
- “Grunt? Is that you?”
- ―Starting the easter egg
- “Douglas is so lonely, a dating site paired him up with a couch and a bottle of lotion.”
- ―When Magma-Man gets a headshot
- “Douglas is a genital wart on the cock of America.”
- ―When Magma-Man is low on points
- “Good job, Jerry!”
- ―When JerryWiffleWaffle gets an explosive multi-kill
- “(singing) Illuminati! Illuminati! Illuminati! ”
- ―While Pack-a-Punching
Magma-Man[]
Start of Match[]
- “Wow, I spent so much time making zombie maps, I had no idea I'd actually be in one!”
- ―Start of a Match
- “Yay! I finally get to meet the people I've talked to on NZP for so long and... what is Daniel doing?... I'm scared now...”
- ―Start of Match
- “The power is out? Where did Grunt come up with that idea?”
- ―Start of the match
Weapons[]
- “Happy time!”
- ―Getting a wonder weapon
- “Man I love this weapon!”
- ―Getting the Commando
- “Pardon my language, but... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK!!!!”
- ―Getting a bad weapon from the box at a high round.
Perks[]
- “Ah, the ultimate combination!”
- ―After getting two of my favorite perks, Speed Cola and Stamin-Up (I like rushing stuff and thus I like being speedy)
- “Said like in the Ricola commercials: SPEEEEEEED COLA!”
- ―Buying Speed Cola
Power-Ups[]
- “Maximum Ammo means Maximum fun!”
- ―Getting Max Ammo
- “I hate Fire Sale! So much excitement and rushing and I never get anything good out of it anyway!”
- ―Getting Fire Sale
Zombie[]
- “(really fast) PAIN IS PAINFUL!”
- ―After getting hit
- “GOD DANG IT!”
- ―Getting downed
Other[]
- “(Sings Space Core Cat)”
- ―Randomly
- “(Sings Rick the Adventure Sphere's Theme”
- ―Randomly
- “(Hums a bit of a random zombie easter egg song)”
- ―Randomly
Sniperteam82308[]
Start of Match[]
Weapons[]
Perks[]
Power-Ups[]
Zombie[]
Other[]
JerryWiffleWaffle[]
Start of Match[]
- “Still no power? What happened, a blackout?”
- ―Starting the match
- “Great, now it's me that has to fight a billion hordes of zombies!”
- ―Start of the match
- “If I had an engineering for dummies book, we wouldn't be stuck here with no power!”
- ―Starting the match
Weapons[]
- “I'm ready to kick some zombie ass!”
- ―After obtaining the Ray Gun
- “Great, now all I need is a hallway and a big crowd of zombies.”
- ―After getting the HK21
- “Real heavy, not useful, with a side of splash damage? No thank you!”
- ―After getting the China Lake
- “Gah! What the hell is this medieval deathtrap?!”
- ―After obtaining the Crossbow
- “Out of ammo, please visit later, zombies.”
- ―Out of ammo
Perks[]
- “Man, I love that jingle!”
- ―After consuming Juggernog
- “I feel like running in Olympics! Maybe I can beat the fastest man in the world!”
- ―After consuming Stamin-Up
Power-Ups[]
- “Life would be so much easier if this appeared more often...”
- ―After getting a Nuke
- “Random perk bottle? What the hell is a random perk bottle?”
- ―After getting a random perk bottle
- “Double the points, double the kills.”
- ―After getting a Double Points
Zombie[]
- “He appears to be disarmed! Get it?”
- ―After gibbing a zombie
- “I once new a guy from Russia... I never liked him.”
- ―After knifing a zombie
- “Want my autograph, zombie? Well, it's on my bullet!”
- ―Randomly
- “You just did not splatter blood all over me.”
- ―After getting a close ranged kill
Downed/Revived[]
- “Was it just me or did that stupid zombie just fucking double-hit me?”
- ―After getting downed
- “What, so you're gonna teabag me? You're dead when I get back up!”
- ―After getting downed
- “Why thank you!”
- ―After being revived
Other[]
- “SWAAAAAAN DIIIIIIIVE!!!”
- ―After diving to prone
- “I'd pay to meet the dude who created this map. It's freaking awesome.”
- ―Randomly
- “I really didn't want to hear that...”
- ―After hearing a gross comment from another character
Gruntijackal/Demonic Announcer[]
- “Fire Sale! Nice!”
- ―When Fire Sale is picked up
- “Insta-Death!”
- ―When Insta-Kill is picked up
- “Double Pointsssss.”
- ―When Double Points is picked up
- “Vunder Sale!”
- ―When Wonder Sale is picked up
- “Wood Builder!”
- ―When Carpenter is picked up
- “Goodbye... hahahahahaha!”
- ―When the Teddy Bear appears
- “Perk Bottle”
- ―When the Random Perk Bottle is obtained
- “Ka-Boom.”
- ―When a Nuke is picked up
- “Kevin is downed you know.”
- ―When Damned, Abracadavre or Pareidolia is activated, a reference to the fact that Concurrent Demise takes place at the same time as Sacrificial Night
- “Welcome to the nightmare!”
- ―When Nightmare is activated
Demonic Embrace[]
- Main article: Demonic Embrace/Transcript