Keine Möglichkeit/Short Change Hero

The Humbling River
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Vital statistics
Performed by	The Heavy
Creator	900bv
Creation Date	5/3/12
First Appearance	Der Niedergang (Partially, as the death song) Keine Möglichkeit(Fully, as the musical easter egg)

Short Change Hero is the musical easter egg in Keine Möglichkeit and is also the death song for Der Niedergang. It is performed by The Heavy.

Activation[]

To activate Short Change Hero you need to press the action button on three Teddy Bears that are scattered around the map. The locations are as follows:

Teddy Bear 1: In the starting room, under a desk
Teddy Bear 2: In the Soldier Soda room, wedged between the machine and a wall.
Teddy Bear 3: In the Magma Punch Machine room, on top of the machine.

Lyrics[]

I can't see where you're comin' from
But I know just what you're runnin' from
And what matters thinkin' who's baddest but the
Ones who stop you falling from your ladder

When you feel like you're feeling now
And doin' things just to please your crowd
When I love you like the way I love you
And I suffer but I ain't gonna cut you 'cause

This ain't no place for no hero
This ain't no place for no better man
This ain't no place for no hero
To go home

And every time I close my eyes
I think, I think about you inside
And your mother givin' up on asking why
Why you lie and you cheat
and you try to make a fool out of she

I can't see where you're comin' from
But I know just what you're runnin' from
And what matters thinkin' who's baddest but the
Ones who stop you falling from your ladder, cause

This ain't no place for no hero
This ain't no place for no better man
This ain't no place for no hero
To go home

	A Darker Shade of White _{← N/A}----------------------------------------_{Elemental Overload → _Source}
Maps	Verhängnis • Auringonlasku • Eiswüste • Nichtverrückt • Der Niedergang • Keine Möglichkeit
Characters	Edward Richtofen • Frederick Schuster • Nicklas Groph • Henry Porter Tank Dempsey • Nikolai Belinski • Takeo Masaki Ray Davies • Lee Marvin • Martin Balsam • Simone Signoret Karl Dönitz
Utilities	Super Punch Machine • Power-Up Roulette • Magma Punch Machine
Enemies	Propane Zombie • Malignant Spirit • Psychopath • George A. Romero • Karl Dönitz
Wonder Weapons	Monkey Bomb • Ray Gun • Wunderwaffe DG-2 Demon's Breath • J2 HellRazor • Kosmische Strahl • Liekkikranaatti • Volt Thrower DG-1 • Wunderschrotflinte • Z59 Buzzsaws
Perk-A-Cola's	Flak Daniels • Reconnaissance Rum • Stalk-X • Herrods Whiskey 2.0 • Accuration • Soldier Soda
Power-Ups	Accelerator • Perk-a-holic • Sleepiness • Engage • Aether Storm
Anti Power-Ups	Shattered System • Fluid Remover • Bubblicious
Major Easter Eggs	Verstecken Spielen • Death Procrastination • MDT Editing • 109 Quest • Long Lost • The Power
Minor Easter Eggs	Spiritual Excision • Infinity Drinks • Return of the Nacht • End of the Line • Four Mans Land • Bang Bang
Musical Easter Eggs	Beauty of Annihilation 2.0 • The Prolonged Life • Scissorlips • All Day and All of the Night • In the House - In a Heartbeat • The Humbling River • Wherever You Will Go • Short Change Hero
Quotes	Verhängnis • Auringonlasku • Eiswüste • Nichtverrückt • Der Niedergang • Keine Möglichkeit
Radios	Verhängnis • Auringonlasku • Eiswüste • Nichtverrückt • Der Niedergang • Keine Möglichkeit

The Humbling River
300px
Vital statistics
Performed by	The Heavy
Creator	900bv
Creation Date	5/3/12
First Appearance	Der Niedergang (Partially, as the death song) Keine Möglichkeit(Fully, as the musical easter egg)