This is a list of all quotes from the Zombies map L.U.N.A.R.
Kevin Sherwood[]
Start of Match[]
Zombie[]
Power-Ups[]
Perks[]
Weapons[]
While in Magma-Man's Body[]
Returning to Old Body[]
Nikolai Belinski[]
Start of Match[]
Zombie[]
Power-Ups[]
Perks[]
Weapons[]
While in Daniel Smith's Body[]
Returning to Old Body[]
Takeo Masaki[]
Start of Match[]
Zombie[]
Power-Ups[]
Perks[]
Weapons[]
While in JerryWiffleWaffle's Body[]
Returning to Old Body[]
Edward Richtofen[]
Start of Match[]
Zombie[]
Power-Ups[]
Perks[]
Weapons[]
While in Sniperteam82308's Body[]
- “Nein, zis body is useless. Or is it... hmm”
- ―Upon looking through the Cyrogenic Room's window
- “Takeo, I despise your new body.”
- ―Randomly upon looking through the Cyrogenic Room's window
- “It actually felt quite nice to switch souls with zis person, I wonder whether I will experience ze same feeling vonce I return to my old body.”
- ―Randomly upon looking through the Cyrogenic Room's window
Returning to Old Body[]
- “'Screams of Pain'”
- ―When returning to his body
- “Oww, ze pain, its beautiful... but. Not. On. Me!”
- ―When returning to his body
- “Owww! (Yelp of pain) Vait, did he use up all of my ammo?”
- ―When returning to his body and out of ammo
- “Zis is vhy I prefer ze Negative Zone”
- ―When returning to his body
Daniel Smith[]
Entering Nikolai Belinski's Body[]
- “Not wearing school uniforms is America's charming pension of individuality. So I'm happy to be entering a Communist's body.”
- ―Entering Nikolai Belinski's body
- “Communism: We're all in this together.”
- ―Entering Nikolai Belinski's body
Zombie[]
- “Avoiding death ISN'T the same as living; If you're constantly avoiding death, then you're not living life to it's fullest extent.”
- ―Downed
- “We go together like ramma lamma lamma boopy doopy BANG!”
- ―Explosive kill
- “Your mother sucks cocks in hell!”
- ―Incendiary kill (a line from The Exorcist)
- “If I go to hell I hope I burn well.”
- ―Revived (a line from a Bloodhound Gang song)
- “I find this to be shallow and pedantic.”
- ―Downed
- “(sung to the tune of Party Up) Ya'll gonna make me lose my mind up in here, up in here!”
- ―Downed/Revived
- “Leading the Peoples' Revolution one step at a time!”
- ―Getting a headshot
- “I feel like a greedy Capitalist; hogging up all these kills.”
- ―Successive multiple kills
Power-Ups[]
- “Double Points and Insta-Kill? I'm gonna be racking up points like Hillary Clinton kills boners!”
- ―Obtaining Double Points and Insta-Kill
- “The Socialist way: cheep and plentiful.”
- ―Obtaining Fire Sale
- “Everyone should have equal points... Just like a Socialism.”
- ―Obtaining Double Points
- “Max Ammo for everyone!”
- ―Obtaining Max Ammo
Perks[]
- “Does anyone find it weird that you can only drink a few Perks? I mean, I can drink ten pops in twenty minutes!”
- ―Consuming the maximum amount of Perk-a-Colas available
- “Juggerbitches!”
- ―Buying Juggernog
- “(sung to the tune of Riding Solo) I'm ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo, solo!”
- ―Purchasing Quick Revive in solo mode
Weapons[]
- “Why can we shoot guns in Space?”
- ―Obtaining an assault rifle from the Mystery Box
- “I will glady pay you tomorrow for some extra rounds yesterday.”
- ―Out of ammo
- “What is this monstrosity of a weapon?”
- ―Obtaining a pistol from the Mystery Box
- “We should all have the same weapon. Fair and equal. Yes?”
- ―Obtaining a pistol from the Mystery Box
Other[]
- “Asian chicks'll do what you want. Oh yeah, they'll do what you want. Oh yeah.”
- ―Randomly
- “Honestly, Gruntijackal, you pair me up with THIS dumbass again?”
- ―When Magma-Man says something about Halo
- “My dad's a cop... fuck da po-lice!”
- ―Randomly
- “Brink: Worst... Game... Ever...”
- ―Randomly
- “Wearing sunglasses in a nightclub does not make you cool.”
- ―Randomly
- “(sung to the tune of Party Up) Ya'll gonna make me lose my mind up in here, up in here!”
- ―Downed/Revived
- “(sung to the tune of Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now) And we can build this dream together. Holding strong forever. Nothing's gonna stop us now.”
- ―Randomly
Magma-Man[]
Entering Kevin Sherwood's Body[]
Zombie[]
Power-Ups[]
Perks[]
Weapons[]
Sniperteam82308[]
Entering Edward Richtofen's Body[]
Zombie[]
Power-Ups[]
Perks[]
Weapons[]
JerryWiffleWaffle[]
Entering Takeo Masaki's Body[]
- “Haha, very funny, switching me and Takeo. Not much of a difference, is it?”
- ―Entering Takeo's Body
- “Why do I feel so goddamn old now?!”
- ―After entering Takeo's body and moving around.
Zombie[]
- “Hey, zombie, did you ever have a girfriend? If you did, I'll tell her your death was accidental.”
- ―Randomly
- “The price is wrong, bitch!”
- ―Randomly
Power-Ups[]
- “Y'know... I've always loved watching their heads explode like balloons and their pathetic bodies get incinerated...”
- ―After getting a Nuke
- “When I find the damn person who thought of this, I'm kicking his ass!”
- ―After returning via the Suction Wind
Perks[]
- “Oh, good... The only consumable item in the world that doesn't make me fat!”
- ―After consuming Inflation Beer
Weapons[]
- “I'd rather shoot myself than the zombies!”
- ―Upon getting the Crossbow
Demonic Announcer (Gruntijackal)[]
- “Energy!”
- ―When the souls are switched
- “Dark hole”
- ―When Suction Wind is picked up
- “Agony!”
- ―When the souls are reverted.
- “Wonder Machine!”
- ―When Random Death Machine
- “I'll make them suffer!”
- ―When a Nuke is picked up, it is unknown who or what this refers to
CaptainMacMillan[]
He makes occasional barely audible lines.
Elena Siegman[]
- “It alls ends so violently I know, my sweet Pareidolia. It all ends so painfully and slow, my Pareidolia! La la la, la la la, la la, la la la, la la la.”
- ―Elena Siegman's dialogue in the background during a Space Raven round, the music accompanies this slightly louder.
Dark Portal[]
- Main article: Dark Portal/Transcript
Trivia[]
- Sometimes the dialogue from the original characters while in the frozen bodies will not play.