Richard Keats[]
Start of the Match[]
- “Of all the places we could of ended up...”
- ―Start of the Match
- “So we started in a city, went to some random house out in the middle of no where, and now we're in a swamp? How does that work?”
- ―Start of a match
- “Great, a swamp now. I blame you, Navarro!”
- ―Start of the Match
Weapons[]
- “This has got to be one of the finest weapons ever made!”
- ―Obtaining the STG-44
- “Such a beutiful weapon and yet so useless!”
- ―Getting the Barrett 50.cal
- “Keats Wonder Weapon, Mark 2? But I never made this!... Doesn't mean I'm not going to take the credit... Hey guys! Look what I made!”
- ―Getting the KWW-2
- “Oh yeah! Now I am definitely Packing a Punch!”
- ―Using the Pack-a-Punch Machine
- “Umm... This is a disgrace to my genius!”
- ―Obtaining the Ballistic Knife
Power-Ups[]
Perks[]
- “Discounts! Now we're talking!”
- ―Getting Super Sale Soda
- “Why can I still reload my weapons when I dual-wield? Because I'm awesome. Simple as that.”
- ―Getting Super Strength Soda
Zombie Reactions[]
- “Damn it!”
- ―Getting downed
- “When will you idiots figure out you can't win!?”
- ―Going on a killing spree
Easter Eggs[]
Other[]
- “These zombies aren't very bright. They think they can stop me and my beutiful machines!”
- ―Randomly said while have nothing but Keats' Firearms weapons equipped
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Start of the Match[]
- “Welcome to backwoods America folks!... God I'm going to hate it here...”
- ―Start of the Match
Weapons[]
- “Wow, a knife... great...”
- ―Getting the Ballistic Knife
- “Wow, this is probably alot better then anything Keats ever made...”
- ―Getting the M4A1
- “This machine doesn't make any sense! How is it possible for it do this to our weapons!... Aw, fuck it. Nothing makes sense anymore.”
- ―Pack-a-Punching[src]
- “Woohoo! This is going to be fun!”
- ―Getting the KWW-1
Power-Ups[]
- “So the weird demonic voice is kind enough to give me a raise, unlike SOME people!... Fuck you Keats...”
- ―Getting Double Points
Perks[]
Zombie Reactions[]
- “So we had to deal with dogs and giant spiders, now FROGS!? Seriously!?”
- ―Special Round
Easter Eggs[]
Other[]
Shayla Cohen[]
Start of the Match[]
- “Great, now look where you made us end up, Keats!”
- ―Start of the match
Weapons[]
- “Oh yes! I'm going to kick ass!”
- ―Getting a Wonder Weapon
Power-Ups[]
Perks[]
- “Just try to kill me, zombies!”
- ―Getting Juggernog
- “Don't see why I should bother helping you idiots but what the hell...”
- ―Buying Quick Revive
- “Ew... drinking this makes me feel... unclean... like some bratty shit stain of a kid made it...”
- ―Buying Salvager
Zombie Reactions[]
- “Fuckin' hillbillies!”
- ―Killing a zombie
Easter Eggs[]
Other[]
- “This isn't the jungle, it's the swamp shit head!”
- ―Response to one of Orien's quotes
Daniel Orien[]
Start of the Match[]
- “The thing I don't get is how a swamp was so close to my house! I lived out in the mountains, this should be nowhere near here!”
- ―Start of the match
Weapons[]
- “This doesn't seem possible...”
- ―Getting a wonder weapon
Power-Ups[]
- “*quitly I don't believe in ghosts, I don't believe in ghosts, I don't believe in ghosts...”
- ―Responding to the Demonic Announcer
Perks[]
Zombie Reactions[]
- “Ah! Protect me friends!”
- ―Getting hit by a zombie
Easter Eggs[]
Other[]
- “Hums "In the Jungle, the Mighty Jungle”
- ―Randomly