This is the transcript for the major easter egg for Schule der Untoten, Return from Darkness.
Transcript[]
Step 1: Getting Started[]
Edward Richtofen: "This blood splatter here, it looks... peculier."
Tank Dempsey: "What are you talking about Richtofen? A blood splatter's a blood splatter."
Edward Richtofen: "Not quite Dempsey. The patterns in this one look unnatural, as if someone manipulated it."
Nikolai Belinski: "Blood is blood and vodka is vodka. Where is my vodka?"
Takeo Masaki: "Enough Nikolai you drunken fool! What do think we should do with the blood splatter Richtofen?"
Edward Richtofen: "We should step on it. Who knows what will happen."
Tank Dempsey: "Aren't we covered in enough blood already?"
Edward Richtofen: "Then this should be easy for all of us Dempsey."
(Players step on blood splatter)
Edward Richtofen: "Hold up, I see some sort of an aura coming from the white board up ahead."
Tank Dempsey: "So, what are we supposed to do about it?"
Edward Richtofen: "We should try firing the ZX-7 and the Wunderwaffe DG-2 at the white board. Hopefully, the electrical surge will supercharge the aura-"
Nikolai Belinski: "Enough with your scientific talk Richtofen. You babbling on about this is making me tired."
Edward Richtofen: "Whatever Nikolai. Dempsey, when I fire the Wunderwaffe, you fire the ZX-7. Got it?"
Tank Dempsey: "I got Richtofen."
(Tank and Edward fire the ZX-7 and the Wunderwaffe DG-2 at the white board. A vortex opens up, similar to the Gersch Device's.)
Tank Dempsey: "Whoa! A vortex opened up!"
Edward Richtofen: "Takeo, Nikolai, throw your Monkey Bombs and Bear Grenades at the vortex."
Takeo Masaki: "Sure thing Richtofen."
(Takeo and Nikolai throw their Monkey Bombs and Bear Grenades into the vortex. The vortex closes.)
Edward Richtofen: "This is the start to slowing Samantha's zombie apocalypse. Hurry now, we must continue on!"
Step 2: Reconsolidation[]
Nikolai Belinski: "Whoa! They teleporting-thingy is back!"
Edward Richtofen: "This is peculier... it wasn't here when we arrived."
Tank Dempsey: "You brought us here on purpose again Richtofen?!"
Edward Richtofen: "No Dempsey, I didn't! Being on the Moon was just an illusion. This is where we ended up because of it."
Takeo Masaki: "Would you two stop bickering and let's pay attention to what is important."
Edward Richtofen and Tank Dempsey: "You're right Takeo."
(Awkward silence.)
Edward Richtofen: "Three wire are absent from the MDT along with two power cells."
Nikolai Belinski: "Let's go find them!"
Takeo Masaki: "For once, Nikolai is actually helping."