Scheiße (AUS)

Scheiße
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Performed by	Lady Gaga
Creator	Lady Gaga
Creation Date	2011
First Appearance	Nazizombiesplus.die (AUS) Bashal 'Alar (Time Monster)

Scheiße (German: Shit, used as Bullshit in song) is one of the musical easter eggs for the Zombies map Nazizombiesplus.die. Scheiße was reworded in the Zombies universe under unknown circumstances, but still features core essentials such as the beat, chorus and the faux German lyrics.

It is unlocked by accessing the computer terminal and choosing between Scheiße, a Heavy Metal song of unknown origin, or a dubstep song. Regardless of choice, Scheiße, the Heavy Metal Song and the Dubstep song will always play, just in a specific order depending on the original choice.

It plays during Step 9 of the Major Easter Egg Deckers.die, the Deckers have to go through the Tron tunnels to reach Nazi Zombies Plus. The song plays during the last Tron tunnel, and one player must reach the end before the song ends or they fail the step and will get teleported back. The song lasts 3:46 minutes.

It appears in Fortune's End, in which is can occasionly play if the group is in the Fortune Park or the Shoal Nightclub. Dead Risian Zombies will play the same "dancing" animations they do when infront of Angel Lust's performance. It plays during the third phase of the Twin's Battle.

When The Ebon Monster music collection was expanded (alongside it's brothers) in Time Monster, Scheiße and Bloody Mary were added to the collection.

Originally, the lyrics had been changed, but when Scheiße was introduced into Time Monster, the lyrics were reverted in all of it's appearences for an unknown reason.

Lyrics

Text in normal writing represents speaking/sing-talk, while italics writing represents sung lyrics and (bracketed text represents background singing)

I don't speak German, But I can if you'd like. Oh!

Ich schleiban austa be clair
Es kumpent madre monstere,
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen,
Begun be uske but-bair

Ich schleiban austa be clair
Es kumpent madre monstere,
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen,
Begun be uske but-bair

Ich schleiban austa be clair
Es kumpent madre monstere,
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen,
Begun be uske but-bair

Ich schleiban austa be clair,
Es kumpent üske monstère,
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen,
Fräulein uske-be clair

I'll take you out tonight,
Say whatever you like.
Scheiße-scheiße be mine,
Scheiße be mine (Scheiße be mine)

Put on a show tonight,
Do whatever you like.
Scheiße-scheiße be mine,
Scheiße be mine (Scheiße be mine)

When I'm on a mission
I rebuke my condition.
If you're a strong female,
You don't need permission.

I, I wish that I could dance on a single prayer.
I, I wish I could be strong without somebody there.
I, I wish that I could dance on a single prayer.
I, I wish I could be strong verdammte scheiße, yeah.

(Oh oh oh oh oh)
Verdammte scheiße, yeah
(Oh oh oh oh oh)
Verdammte scheiße, yeah.
(Oh oh oh oh oh)
Verdammte scheiße, yeah.
(Oh oh oh oh oh)
Verdammte scheiße, yeah.

I don't speak German but I wish I could.

Ich schleiban austa be clair
Es kumpent madre monstere,
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen,
Begun be uske but-bair

Ich schleiban austa be clair,
Es kumpent üske monstère,
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen,
Fräulein uske-be clair

Love is objectified by what men say is right
Scheiße-scheiße be mine,
Bullshit be mine (Bullshit be mine)
Blonde high-heeled feminist enlisting femmes for this
Express your woman-kind
Fight for your right (Fight for your right)

When I'm on a mission
I rebuke my condition.
If you're a strong female,
You don't need permission.

I, I wish that I could dance on a single prayer.
I, I wish I could be strong without somebody there.
I, I wish that I could dance on a single prayer.
I, I wish I could be strong verdammte scheiße, yeah.

(Oh oh oh oh oh)
Verdammte scheiße, yeah.
(Oh oh oh oh oh)
Verdammte scheiße, yeah.
(Oh oh oh oh oh)
Verdammte scheiße, yeah.
(Oh oh oh oh oh)
Verdammte scheiße, yeah.

I don't speak German but I wish I could.

I, I, I, I, I, I
I, I, I, I, I, I speak German
I, I, I, I, I, I, but I can if you like

I, I, I, I, I, I
I, I, I, I, I, I speak German
I, I, I, I, I, I, but I can if you like

I, I wish that I could dance on a single prayer.
I, I wish I could be strong without somebody there.
I, I wish that I could dance on a single prayer.
I, I wish I could be strong verdammte scheiße, yeah.

(Oh oh oh oh oh)
Verdammte scheiße, yeah.
(Oh oh oh oh oh)
Verdammte scheiße, yeah.
(Oh oh oh oh oh)
Verdammte scheiße, yeah.
(Oh oh oh oh oh)
Verdammte scheiße, yeah.

Ich schleiban austa be clair,
Es kumpent madre monstere,
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen,
Begun be uske but-bair

Ich schleiban austa be clair,
Es kumpent üske monstère,
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen,
Fräulein uske-be clair (uske-be clair)

Trivia

• In AUS, "Scheiße" is almost identical to the original "Scheiße" but instead of feminism it follows being free to play Zombies as you like and not to be worried about people calling you a noob for your methods or playing Zombies in general. It was reverted back in Time Monster.
  • Kirsten and 900bv are the only ones to notice this in the easter egg.
• Scheiße is one of four actual german words in the song, Fräulein, Verdammte and Ich being the others.

	Dark Tears Series Musical Easter Eggs Source
Single Songs	Revelation • Dance In The Dark • Seperate Ways (Worlds Apart) • Jump • Dark Side • Nightmare • So Far Away
The 900th Maiden	Invaders • Children of the Damned • The Prisoner • 22 Acacia Avenue • The Number of the Beast • Run to the Hills • Gangland • Hallowed Be Thy Name • Flight of Icarus • The Trooper • Prowler Introduced in Time Monster: Rime of the Ancient Mariner • Dance of Death • Can I Play with Madness • The Clairvoyant Introduced in Outside Influence: Fear of the Dark • Aces High • Powerslave • The Wicker Man
The Ebon Monster	Bad Romance • Telephone • Alejandro • Dance In The Dark • Monster • So Happy I Could Die • Teeth • Speechless Introduced in Time Monster: Scheiße • Bloody Mary • Judas Introduced in Outside Influence: So Happy I Could Die Instrumental + No B-Lyrics • Paper Gangsta • No Way • Pocketful of Sunshine
The Dead Beetle	Back in the U.S.S.R • Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da • While My Guitar Gently Weeps • Helter Skelter • Revolution • Let It Be • Can't Buy Me Love • Hey Bulldog • The End • Get Back • Hard Day's Night • I Want to Hold Your Hand • Do You Want to Know A Secret Introduced in Time Monster: Yellow Submarine • Octopus' Garden • Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band • With a Little Help From My Friends • Getting Better Introduced in Outside Influence: TBD
The Instrumentalist	Pictures at an Exhibition • Birdland • Flight of Valor • Eroica Symphony • Für Elise • Night on Bald Mountain • British Isles Suite • Jurassic Park Suite • Adagio for Strings • The Planets Suite The Deceiver: Combat Veterans Soundtrack Introduced in Outside Influence TBD