Tank Dempsey[]
Beginning[]
- “When I said 'school's in session' I didn't mean literally.”
- ―At the beginning.
- “A school! What's next?”
- ―At the beginning.
- “Why are we here Richtofen?”
- ―At the beginning.
- “When will we go somewhere that actually has the power already ON!”
- ―At the beginning.
- “This place seems oddly familiar.”
- ―At the beginning, referencing to losing his memory.
Killing a Zombie[]
- “Your late for class meatsack!”
- ―Getting a kill at close range.
- “You're not the school bully!”
- ―Getting a kill at close range.
- “After all of this, you still smell like shit!”
- ―Upon getting a kill at close range.
- “The only thing I have to say to you is... DIE!”
- ―Getting a kill at close range.
- “Don't get any closer!”
- ―Getting a kill at close range.
- “They fall like dominoes!”
- ―After killing lots of zombies in a row.
- “I'm cutting through class now!”
- ―After killing lots of zombies in a row.
- “I have to give the most credit to the little zombies. They have the most 'no quit' attitude.”
- ―Upon getting a kill.
- “Where did he go? Oh wait, he's down there.”
- ―After killing a legless/footless zombie.
- “Hey stumpy! Nice to see you again.”
- ―After killing a legless/footless zombie.
- “Hey stumpy, I found your legs!”
- ―After killing a legless/footless zombie.
- “He didn't fair so well Richtofen.”
- ―After killing a legless/footless zombie.
- “See my blade? Because it's in your face!”
- ―After a knife kill.
- “Tsk, tsk, tsk. You don't argue with the teacher!”
- ―After a knife kill.
- “Slash, you're dead.”
- ―After a knife kill.
- “What's that? My blade!”
- ―After a knife kill.
- “BOOM! Bye, bye zombie!”
- ―After an explosive kill.
- “At least he went out with a bang.”
- ―After an explosive kill.
- “I still, see something, oh wait, that's just dust.”
- ―After getting an explosive kill.
- “The teachers wouldn't mind that.”
- ―After an explosive kill.
- “I feel like a ten year old again!”
- ―After an explosive kill.
- “Crackin' skulls! Nice!”
- ―Upon getting a headshot.
- “Going once, going twice... sold to the meatsack without a head!”
- ―Upon getting a headshot.
- “He fell like a paper weight.”
- ―Upon getting a headshot.
- “Hey batta' batta' batta'!”
- ―Upon getting a headshot. Said quickly.
- “Zap! Boom! EPIC!”
- ―Upon getting a kill with the ZX-7/ZX-9000.
- “I think I'm covered in guts now.”
- ―Upon getting a kill with the ZX-7/ZX-9000.
- “Big... Fucking... BOOM! Ha ha!”
- ―Upon getting a kill with the ZX-7/ZX-9000.
- “Summer vacation has just begun!”
- ―Upon getting a kill with the ZX-7/ZX-9000.
- “Get back to class!”
- ―Upon multiple kills.
- “Janitors! Clean up this mess!”
- ―Upon multiple kills.
- “Fuck, I feel bad for the little kids at home.”
- ―Upon multiple kills, referencing that little kids play war games.
- “Are there any left? Nope!”
- ―Upon multiple kills.
- “I got them all guys, don't worry.”
- ―Upon multiple kills.
- “I salute you little one.”
- ―Upon getting a kill with the Bear Grenade.
- “This thing is amazing!”
- ―Upon getting a kill with the Mk.19.
Being hit by a Zombie[]
- “For Christ's sake, just die!”
- ―Upon killing a zombie that attacked him
- “No way, Jose!”
- ―Upon killing a zombie that attacked him.
- “The more the merrier, unfortunately, that isn't the case for you.”
- ―Upon killing a zombie that attacked him. Reference to the phrase, "The more the merrier."
- “Get away from me!”
- ―Upon killing a zombie that attacked him.
- “I wouldn't...”
- ―Upon killing a zombie that attacked him.
- “Why don't you listen and back off!”
- ―Upon killing a zombie that attacked him.
- “Richtofen! Get your child away from me!”
- ―Upon being hit by a legless/footless zombie.
- “At least I'm still standing!”
- ―After being hit by a legless/footless zombie.
- “Do you treat the teacher's like that?”
- ―After being hit by a legless/footless zombie.
- “That's it you're getting detention!”
- ―After being hit by a legless/footless zombie.
- “Hey stumpy, go after someone else will you?”
- ―Upon being hit by a legless/footless zombie.
- “Are we doing an easter egg or something, because this guy is getting really annoying!”
- ―Upon being hit by a legless/footless zombie.
Hellhound[]
- “A not very heart warming sound is it?”
- ―At the beginning of a Hellhound round.
- “This is why I didn't chose to own a dog.”
- ―At the beginning of a Hellhound round.
- “I smell wet dog. This cannot be good...”
- ―At the beginning of a Hellhound round.
- “Dogs, dogs, dogs. Can their be something else for once!?”
- ―At the beginning of a Hellhound round.
- “Hey doggy! Go fetch!”
- ―At the beginning of a Hellhound round.
- “God damn Scooby-doo, you've been eating way too much.”
- ―Upon killing a Hellhound.
- “I'm sorry but I'm not your owner.”
- ―Upon killing a Hellhound.
- “Explosions never get old. Exploding dogs, that's just wrong.”
- ―Upon killing a Hellhound.
- “Your not eating my bones today!”
- ―Upon killing a Hellhound.
- “I'm putting you up for adoption.”
- ―Upon killing a Hellhound.
Catbeast[]
- “Wait... it's not over!?”
- ―At the beginning of a Catbeast round.
- “I thought cats were supposed to be cute.”
- ―At the beginning of a Catbeast round.
- “That doesn't sound like purring.”
- ―At the beginning of a Catbeast round.
- “Here kitty, kitty, kitty!”
- ―At the beginning of a Catbeast round.
- “I'm allergic to cats!”
- ―At the beginning of a Catbeast round.
- “You're not cute and cuddly fuzzball!”
- ―Upon killing a Catbeast.
- “There's so many of them!”
- ―Upon killing a Catbeast.
- “Holy crap!”
- ―Upon killing a Catbeast.
- “I liked your dog friends better!”
- ―Upon killing a Catbeast.
- “When I find your mother I'll give her a real ass whooping!”
- ―Upon killing a Catbeast.
Zombie Boss[]
- “Why is the ground trembling?”
- ―When the Zombie Boss spawns.
- “Oh shit... Run!”
- ―When the Zombie Boss rises out of the ground.
- “He's definitely not your average meat sack.”
- ―When the Zombie Boss is completely out of the ground.
- “He's a pussy! He's not going to fight us, instead he sends his little maggots.”
- ―When the Zombie Boss sends his swarm.
- “What's he going to do now?”
- ―After killing the Zombie Boss' swarm.
- “Dodge it!”
- ―When the Zombie Boss charges at him.
- “Whoa! Just keep running!”
- ―When the Zombie Boss attempts to hit him.
- “Easy man, there is no need to shock someone.”
- ―When the Zombie Boss uses a shock blast.
- “Keep shooting!”
- ―When the Zombie Boss loses a quarter of his health.
- “He's weakening, oh crap, but he is angry!”
- ―When the Zombie Boss has half of his health points are depleted.
- “Not today freak boss!”
- ―When three-quarters of his health points are diminished.
- “It's dead, but I bet Richtofen had something to do with this.”
- ―When the Zombie Boss is defeated.
Downed or revived[]
- “Dammit! The Marine's down!”
- ―When downed.
- “I'm down again. I'm really getting tired of this.”
- ―When downed.
- “Great. I lost the game!”
- ―When downed. Referencing to "The Game."
- “Zombies got me again!”
- ―When downed.
- “The most original ending.”
- ―When downed.
- “I get to fight again!”
- ―When revived.
- “At least you're a sensible person.”
- ―When revived.
- “Thanks for the boost man.”
- ―When revived.
- “The got me! Okay!?”
- ―When revived.
- “I don't care about those zombies. As long as I live to see another day.”
- ―When revived.
Ammo[]
- “I'm feeling light again. Ammo!”
- ―When low on ammo.
- “I'm almost out of juice!”
- ―When low on ammo.
- “I'm always in the need of ammo. Are these swamp bags getting stronger by the minute?”
- ―When low on ammo. Reference to how the zombies increase strength after each round.
- “I've been wasting too much juice! Maybe I should fire in bursts.”
- ―When low on ammo.
- “Hey player, could you try conserving my ammo!?”
- ―When low on ammo.
- “I hate it when my gun clicks!”
- ―When out of ammo.
- “No more juice. Shit.”
- ―When out of ammo.
Buying weapons off the wall[]
- “This reminds me so much of the M1 Carbine.”
- ―Buying the Mini-14 off the wall.
- “A Lever-Action shotgun, why haven't I heard of this?”
- ―When buying the Model 1887 off the wall.
- “The MP5A4?! I must be really late on this one.”
- ―When buying the MP5A4 off the wall.
- “Semi-automatic terror!”
- ―When buying the M17S off the wall.
- “This SMG is really small.”
- ―When buying the CBJ-MS off the wall.
- “I was always the rusher, not the sniper!”
- ―When buying the SAM-R off the wall.
- “Now I can blast zombies faces off with impunity!”
- ―When buying the USAS-12 off the wall.
- “A machine gun version of a great weapon. Love it!”
- ―When buying the AUG HBAR off the wall.
- “Those zombies won't see this coming.”
- ―When buying the Claymores off the wall.
- “Knifes that I can throw and retrieve! Awesome.”
- ―When buying the Throwing Knifes off the wall.
- “3 feet of pure devastation!”
- ―When buying the Machete off the wall.
Power-up[]
- “More lead for the zombags!”
- ―Upon getting a Max Ammo.
- “Thanks, I hate it when I'm all out.”
- ―Upon getting a Max Ammo.
- “I'm stuffed now... with bullets!”
- ―Upon getting a Max Ammo.
- “Collect those points!”
- ―Upon getting a Double Points.
- “I know I said it before, but, they more the merrier!”
- ―Upon getting a Double Points.
- “I need some real cash, not some fake shit that we can't see.”
- ―Upon getting a Double Points.
- “I was tired of doing that anyways.”
- ―Upon getting a Carpenter.
- “Nikolai! That power-up stole your job!”
- ―Upon getting a Carpenter. Reference to Nikolai being a Carpenter before zombies.
- “If only they would work on my house.”
- ―Upon getting a Carpenter.
- “One-hit kill with my blade!”
- ―Upon getting a Insta-Kill.
- “They're going to get it now.”
- ―Upon getting a Insta-Kill.
- “This isn't going to cheat us out right?”
- ―Upon getting a Insta-Kill.
- “Fus Ro Dah Bitches!”
- ―Upon getting a Nuke. Reference to the "Fus Ro Dah!" internet meme.
- “Ashes, ashes. They all fall down!”
- ―Upon getting a Nuke. Phrase from Ring Around the Rosie.
- “At least there is no radiation.”
- ―Upon getting a Nuke.
- “This is a bargain!”
- ―Upon getting a Fire Sale.
- “I hope I heard that correctly!”
- ―Upon getting a Fire Sale.
- “Damn. That cheap huh?”
- ―Upon getting a Fire Sale.
- “A free perk? Sweet!”
- ―Upon getting a Random Perk Bottle.
- “At least I don't have to taste anything putrid!”
- ―Upon getting a Random Perk Bottle.
- “Are there anymore of those?”
- ―Upon getting a Random Perk Bottle.
- “Firing non-stop? Epic!”
- ―Upon getting an Unlimited Ammo.
- “Shooting without reloading. Why didn't we think of this?”
- ―Upon getting an Unlimited Ammo.
- “I'm suspicious, is someone hacking?!”
- ―Upon getting an Unlimited Ammo. Reference to hackers using unlimited ammo cheats in public lobbies.
- “How do I slow the fuck down?!”
- ―Upon getting a Blitzkrieg.
- “Whoa! Whoa! How do I stop!”
- ―Upon getting a Blitzkrieg.
- “Those maggot addicts will never get me now!”
- ―Upon getting a Blitzkrieg.
- “Are you serious?!”
- ―Upon getting a No Ammo.
- “Fuck my life.”
- ―Upon getting a No Ammo.
- “I'm out of juice... again? Crap.”
- ―Upon getting a No Ammo.
- “I can't fire my gun anymore!”
- ―Upon getting a Jammed.
- “Fuck you!”
- ―Upon getting a Jammed.
- “Does anyone have a cleaning kit?”
- ―Upon getting a Jammed.
- “Thanks for taking that away from me! Bitch.”
- ―Upon getting a Perk-a-Loser.
- “Hey! I needed that!”
- ―Upon getting a Perk-a-Loser.
- “Give it the fuck back!”
- ―Upon getting a Perk-a-Loser.
Perk-a-Cola[]
- “I will never get used to that!”
- ―Upon drinking Quick Revive.
- “I feel my heart racing now.”
- ―Upon drinking Speed Cola.
- “My absolute favorite!”
- ―Upon drinking Juggernog.
- “It's so chewy and taste's like shit.”
- ―Upon drinking Double Tap Root Beer.
- “Prunes, it's always with the prunes.”
- ―Upon drinking PhD Flopper.
- “This tastes like some type of soda.”
- ―Upon drinking Stamin-Up.
- “It's such a sensation!”
- ―Upon drinking Deadshot Daiquiri.
- “I can carry more now! Awesome.”
- ―Upon drinking Mule Kick.
- “So when I go down, I stand back up?”
- ―Upon drinking Final Stand Thirst Quencher.
Pack-a-Punch[]
- “How slow can this be?”
- ―While waiting for Pack-a-Punch.
- “I would like this machine even more if it was a bit faster!”
- ―While waiting for Pack-a-Punch.
- “Was this thing dropped from the sky or something?”
- ―While waiting for Pack-a-Punch.
- “I'm not getting any younger Pack-a-Punch!”
- ―While waiting for Pack-a-Punch.
- “This is going to be sick!”
- ―After obtaining a Pack-a-Punched weapon.
- “I'm not going to loose this now!”
- ―After obtaining a Pack-a-Punched weapon.
- “I'm sure this how they wanted to go out.”
- ―After obtaining a Pack-a-Punched weapon.
- “This is more than I can handle!”
- ―After obtaining a Pack-a-Punched weapon.